I love every little jokes God made today

I have so many funny stories to share today, but my brain cell deterioration rate just beat me lol.

One thing for sure, 'Never sit near to the kitchen/sushi bar during sushi bonanza'. Caution : This law is applicable only in IOI's Sushi King and also to those who have a face of bangala's ideal gf hahahaha. 

So I went to this Sushi Bonanza for some cheap sushi, RM2 per plate which they are 2-3times the price in usual days. Most of the people would experience long waiting time, because people always aim for the 'paling berbaloi' Unagi & Ebi ten sushi, and precious food always comes slow. Sometimes people could not even get a plate of them because some desperate hungry ghosts would go surrounding the chef everytime they pull out a full tray of omchickenUNAGIsushi.

BUT something abnormal happened today, something very UNUSUAL.

Right when we were seated down, a waiter served on 2 plates of Unagi sushi & 2 plates of Ebi ten sushi. Before we could react to it, the 'banggala' at the kitchen actually pulled out ONE WHOLE TRAY of UNAGI sushi and asked me if I wanted more, then my face gone O_______O whatthechicken just happened?! Maybe because we were there during the non-peak hour, BUT isn't that a bit.... over?! Okay, so we nomnomnom and finally finished the 4 plates of pre-served sushi and then we aimed for other sushi. After awhile, I lifted my head to ask for more Ebi ten sushi.

Me: Errr. Boleh mintak ebi ten?

Malay girl: Nak berapa? 

Me: 2 cukup.

Malay girl: Ambik 4 lah.

Me: huh.. okay lah..

Bangala: Take 6 lah!

Me: O_____O *WATER U TOKKING?!*

Bangala: Nah! Free one more for you! Lucky 7! Take one more! (our seat No.7)

Me: T_______T whatthechicken had just happened.

CONCLUSION...

The ahjummas, ahjusshi, gorgor jiejie didi meimei kept staring at us, they probably questioning "What happened to the girls, why are they getting special treatment." CHICKEN. WE HAD TO PAY FOR IT PUNYER KAY?! Except that one free Ebi ten sushi ;_______; bishes.

That's yet the end of story. HE THEN AGAIN SUMBAT ANOTHER SOFTSHELLCRAB SUSHI, OUT OF NOWHERE, WITHOUT MY ORDER! holidaychicken. Dear God, having much fun watching my reaction huh? I kept rejecting it, then he INSISTED, even the malay boy who did the delivery was totally awkward. OWH FINE, I TAKE THAT. bish. my testosterone level just shot up when I saw grins/sissy smiles on that bangala'sface. Do we even looked like Bangala's dream girls? shet.

*an awkward moment when my iTunes is playing Christmas song now, oh Lord.

At the end, we had 22 plates of RICE-BASED sushi. Dear God, thanks for creating elastic tissue in my stomach. 

 

Secret to it? 

TAPAO THE RICE OUT! AND 毁屎灭迹.

 Warning: Do this ONLY when the staffs are not around, and please check if there is any CCTV looking after you ;)

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Real Steel is SUPER PAWESOME! MOVIE OF THE YEAR. knuffsaid.

So many more little surprises and funny stories happened today, but I am not going to make this blog into a diary, chicken says NO! ;)

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DIY Boxes

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今天像个小孩酱. 兴致勃勃地进文具店买了一大张的卡板.
为了就是....


弄两个小格盒!


因为柜子的东西好乱, 要拿一样东西就会弄到全部旁物像保龄球酱倒掉.
每次都要去排好内些东西真的很杀我耐性.


上面那两的摆设区也被我用平时拿来做封面保护层的薄片给遮起来.
要不然我一直都要去抹灰尘.. 我.很.懒.啊.


盒子就是用着弄的啦. 一大张也才RM7.90. 不用特地去买塑料盒来装, 更不要用普通的纸盒来用.
因为纸盒塑造性不好, 很快就软掉. 弄到水也会变型.




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i started learning guitar, urm. yesterday.
because my bro is back parasiting at home, so i just asked him to give me some tutorials.
its much easier than i thought, but the strings are being hard at my poor fingers.
after playing non-stop for 2days, typing on the keyboard is such tortures.
well, i was kind of inspired by cnblue. ha! i wanna try playing their song one day!
for now, i can only play a short verse of spanish romance and what's up.
great tabs for beginners :)
my paws pad is much a trouble to me, because i kept on interrupting the other irrelevant strings.
ahh. i need more practices.


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ps. yea the cat, that's me when playing guitar XD
anyway, i don't play bass guitar, but just an ordinary classic guitar :)


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gary chao, me?

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i'm speechless. but; lol!


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Another 4chaps done!

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i was seating in front my table, spotted my camera lying so abandoned on the shelf. The sky and stars are not appearing on my camera screen, i decided to focus my lens at the street 4floors down there. Switched to PGM mode, at first everything was dark and invisible, miracles happen only after u capture it.

rained the whole day, roads are wet.

here starts the new finding.


tried it with my phone.


later realized, u can actually make different with colors.




sat down in front my laptop and created a rainbow picture to try more.


it was all done while sitting on the window edge.

housemate saw me doing this dangerous act, she warned me. >_<
someone left me a comment on my fb, he said, i slowly gaining the auntie look. well, i don't deny that. try to live here and keep ur macho-ness if u can.


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Proud to be National Treasure

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the 3 dark circles creature.

no hear. no say. no see.


















candy shots grabber. grandpa of the creatures.


cam whoring with wendy. =P










had our super fulling lunch at NewYork NewYork.


Hawaii Teriyaki Chicken Chop.
Highly recommended by the waiter and ME!


Chocolate fonteu with marshmellow + fruits + bread


indulging dunking hot warm choc.


Meat Platter for 4 person. Super big plate!
one whole chicken, wedges, lamb chop, fried chicken chop & sauces.






bersusah payah we hentam all down perut..


we sat, chit chat, bickering, cam whoring, gossiping, stoning for 3 hours in there. Wow, great 3 hours!


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While waiting for shuttle bus, parasiting in Starbucks again.


online.


online + sleeping.



me ? SLEEP LAH!


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had another amazing day. Thanks to Yong who came out and fetched us at the library. sangar terharu lah! Belanja u makan gula-gula tomorrow!

Ah, Presentation tomorrow!



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BigEastation EP.101 Toho Psychology

Toho Psychology EP.101

CM : "If you are a pig, one day your master is not giving food to you because of the bad foolish thing you did to your master. What would you do to make your master change his mind?"
YC : Isn't that pig does 'Oink oink oink'?
CM : Oh, that sound.
YC : I wont say anything.
CM : Protest protest.
YC : I will use my puppy eyes and look at my master.
YH : Aa, keep staring at the master.
CM : Aa, isn't that like the one in the 'Shrek'.......
YC : I know! The donkey!!
CM : (= ='') Is the cat...
YC : Aaa... (>/////<)


LOL x 23712649109241 times.
That just made my day.
I smiled like an idiot when thinking of it.
I can totally imagine the embarrassment happened to yoochun.

Btw, the answer of the psychology test is, the reaction that u give to ur bf/gf when he/she is mad at u.

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An old-kawan gathering after 9hours work is kinda good tho, tired tu memang tired lah, but can meet my pengyew [feng!], so why not?!
Seeing everyone is slimming down, while i'm the one who gets even more plumpy.
I just had this urge to rob a knife and chop down the fats!
TT^TT..... Lose weight seems to be myth to me.
So many funny things just happened, but kena ugut cannot write out, sebab kena jaga reputation lagi.
Haiyah feng, not many people is viewing here what....
so... she accidently pushed gents' toilet. LOL
Ahh! The rush of answering the call of nature!!

And pengyew... The Nirvana... is a cemetery place... XDDDD

艳遇

我现在整个人是处于严重性花痴当中.
心花怒放,眼睛都发着青光的叻!
刚才啊,本来以为人生就此没了人性. [三个人放我飞机,害我自己一个人去打包午餐]
然后又心灰意冷地,在挡口走呀走.
就在这么一个漂亮的完美无敌天气温好空气新鲜的那么一瞬间!
嘴馋的我站在点心档绞尽脑汁要决定买哪一个好的时候,
我一个抬头,瞄到了档口旁的客桌.
我的眼睛从那一毫秒开始就移不开了. 定住了.
简称道: 一见钟情.
那个帅帅帅帅哥呀~~~~~~~~~
一头简短的头发,是当下男生的典型发型,
那个脸,那个皮肤... 厚.....
不是开玩笑地滑滑滑叻! [我没有去非礼他,目测滴]
那个皮肤.... 如果你是有摸过婴儿的皮肤,
你就懂那种感觉了!
他的双颊隐隐透出粉红粉红的.
高挺的鼻子,红润的唇.
好像被我描述得太女性化,其实他很MAN的叻!
双脚开大大的,一脸不屑的样子.
似乎发现到我一直瞪着他,
时不时瞄过来,绝对不是错觉! [除非他对我身后的一桌印度人有兴趣,那我就不敢领教了]
当是我真很恨那个UNCLE手脚太快,
才站了十五分钟就弄好了,娘的...
不过我还是趁那段时间偷偷拍了张照片, [那只猪叫我如此做的,不是我的错]
哈哈,那个满足感啊~
弄得我回公司路上都笑嘻嘻的,
还向我同事报告呢!
突然觉得,被你们这些衰人放飞机也是很不错的,
可以多瞄瞄啊~ 恩康康~

One more thing,
i saw this on my screen after tapao-ed my food.


2 unknown Cassiopeia added me [popular mah]
and conversed in japanese....
apa maksud har?
Teng PohYi, kasi translate translate sikit.

Little Surprise Everyday

I just thought of this suddenly,
watched Pink Panther 2 last sunday,
when i was walking out from the cinema and non-stop blablabla with partners,
suddenly!
A familiar melody was heard,
AH! my DBSK's song!
I turned my head searching where's the sound from.
And i found it,
from a guy,
a malay boy,
a cinema worker who is selling popcorn at a small booth!
I must be honest here,
every race has different definition of the word "Good Looking".
But that guy is certainly a GOOD LOOKING + CUTE malay boy to me!
Well, at least he's not the typical look,
but..... get me?
I hesitated like for minutes,
should i walk to him and ask about the song?

But at last,
I didn't.
Ha, coward.